The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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