Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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