does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
This gyro tastes like lonliness
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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