i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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