Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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