then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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