so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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