If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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