What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize