shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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