Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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