You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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