Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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