mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize