doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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