It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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