I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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