Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
