its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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