No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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