D3 body, D1 cock
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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