I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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