I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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