Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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