you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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