What tipped you off? The sombrero?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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