I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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