you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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