We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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