Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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