Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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