drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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