i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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