i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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