I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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