Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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