I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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