i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's the barista slut.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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