Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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