I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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