so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do vagina's smell?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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