We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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