Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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