Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
