Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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