I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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