he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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