I'm going to jail i love you
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize