Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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