i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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