Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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