when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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