We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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