I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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