Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize