Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It all started with a game of naked twister.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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